Math is the language that God used to create the heavens and the earth.

There are 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.

Programming is an art form that fights back.

You laugh at me because I'm different, I laugh at you because you're all the same.

Never trust a thin chef.

It is better to say nothing and be thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.

If it's green, it's biology, If it stinks, it's chemistry, If it has numbers, it's math, If it doesn't work, it's technology.

Work for the best, prepare for the worst, and expect nothing, and you will always be content.

Old Basic programmers don't die..they just GOSUB and never return.

Old C programmers don't die..they are just cast into void.

Any activity becomes creative when the doer cares about doing it right, or doing it better.